I'm driving down the street, minding my own lane,
When suddenly my eyeballs burst into flames!
Some guy in an SUV, thinking he’s so wise,
With headlights so bright, I just lost my eyes!

Oh, LED warriors, what’s your master plan?
To make the whole world glow like a thousand suns?
I’d like to see at night, yeah, safety’s cool and all,
But your photon beams made me crash into a shopping mall!

Flash, flash—twice in their sight!
If they blind you, blind ‘em right!
Not with lasers, not with fists,
Just a little protest twist!
Flash, flash—let ‘em know!
We don’t need a light show!

Cyclists with LEDs, strapped to their heads,
Like a lighthouse demon out to raise the dead!
I get it, you wanna be seen, that’s fine,
But now I need sunglasses just to drive at night!

Fog lights in clear skies, what’s the deal?
Are you driving or summoning an alien steel?
Your SUV ain't a spaceship, bro,
So turn it down—turn it down low!

Flash, flash—twice in their sight!
If they blind you, blind ‘em right!
Not with lasers, not with fists,
Just a little protest twist!
Flash, flash—spread the fight!
Turn it off, or dim that light!

So if they burn your retinas, don’t just sigh,
Give 'em two quick flashes as they drive on by!
We’re tired of the glow, we’re taking a stand,
No more LED tyranny—take back the land!

(Flash, flash—spread the fight!
Turn it off, or dim that light!)