You said that you would marry me
 if I did a certain thing,
 but now I'm in the family way 
and I haven't heard a thing.
I've been calling and calling all day long 
but all I hear is a country western song.
You lied to me you S.O.B.
and left me in the lurch
but there's still time to salvage things
Just get me to the church. . .
(you remember me, I'm Mary, the one with
the short hair.)
I was a girl, now I'm a boy.
My new name is Mark.
Let's make a fres start.