You promised me a rose garden, darlin'
Instead I got a garden of weeds
You promised me a lot of things, darlin'
that never ever came to pass
And so I’m here to tell you, darlin'
This party is over for me
Oh, and the next poor girl 
that you marry, first send her
over to me.
And after I'm through with her. darlin'
She may have a slight change of heart
I only wish I had talked to your
ex first, before hookin' up with you.
But I was never all that savvy, 
I was never all that smart. . .